作者: neoneo (我想當好人) 站內: ColdBaimotoR
標題: [轉錄]不該讓女朋友看星際大戰的...
時間: Tue Jun 7 10:50:31 2005
作者 OGEOCC (再吵就把椅墊裝回去) 看板 sex 標題 不該讓女朋友看星際大戰的... 時間 Mon Jun 6 23:19:59 2005 ───────────────────────────────────────
自從我女朋友看了星際大戰三:西斯大帝的復仇之後
她就愛上了壞壞的天行者安納金...也深深迷上了星戰系列...
動不動就拿我的光劍玩具揮舞...這還不打緊...
因為最近作實驗做到天昏地暗...
所以今天下午在房間裡跟她做愛時...有點力不從心...
做到一半時想說休息一下...於是就停止動作趴在她身上...
她卻叫我 "用力一點~~不要停啊!"
我老實跟她說 "最近我好累喔...都覺得全身無力耶~~"
此時...為了鼓舞我,她說出了一句經典名言深深打動了我...
"You must use the Force !! Use the Force OK ?? "
幹...我感動的哭了...
直到現在我才深深了解原力的奧妙!!
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